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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.
At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!
How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.
the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples
I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia
Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?
Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)
This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)Female presenting gkpmnipples
phemale preseghnting mnipples
yall joke but this is the thought process of white american women that are about to name their kid
television meme [11/15] comedies
∟ the office: would i rather be feared or loved? easy. both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Men who value virginity in women over who they are as a person and obsess over their “purity” are seriously the creepiest people alive. Like if you want to be the “first” and mark your territory so bad go pee on a fire hydrant with the rest of the dogs.
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Same! I need to dig deep
